Articles I have to write

CRACKED ARTICLES I HAVE TO WRITE BUT WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET AROUND TO

Celebrities who have had cartoons based on them:
Chuck Norris
Jackie Chan
Mr. T
MC Hammer
The New Kids on the Block
WWF had it's own cartoon

Jim Carrie movies made into cartoons:
The Mask
Dumb and Dumber
Ace Ventura
(all of these were aired in the same year)

Children's cartoons based on movies (that had questionable content regarding family friendliness):
Beetle Juice
Ghostbusters
Bill and Ted
Back to the Future
Rambo

Noble Sacrifice

DOOM

Cosmic horror isn't fooled by mere trickery.

Ex-Spot-sitory hero... (pun)

So here's the idea: These guys with the black stuff on their face don't attack the other dudes with the black stuff on their face so, therefore, if I wear similar black slimy stuff (latex paint in this case) I will be safe from harm.

Squiggly lines again. It feeds.

It feeds. On people apparently.

As Paul Harvey would say....

...on to page three.

Action + Suspense

The First of Many

I drew this at work and it turned into a week long project.

I could spend all afternoon explaining details of this project but the more I'd talk the higher chance I'd say something ridiculous or insulting to someone.

Similar risk presents itself when one speaks too little. I suppose I'll find the middle ground somewhere.

Before I get started...

Preparing my tools:

In case you're curious...

Those areas with little X's in them are meant to be solid black. I picked this habit up from some kind of how-to book.